bigbadjadewolf

the-princeofblood:

dersitedorks:

hittower:

tavrosnitramversustheworld:

askmissbernadette:

nekobite:

alinajames:

paperseverywhere:

t34lbloods:

rainbow-ashe:

homestuckresources:

look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so

bro shades trucker hat

dirk hat trucker hat

we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise

I’m dying

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This is exactly what would happen

i have sinned.

i swear to god

dOES ANYONE W ISH TO CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING

bladekindeyewear
bladekindeyewear:

— The Green Sun’s Destruction —











I am my master’s weapon. His soldier in a war of one bullet fired. But when that bullet clears the barrel, it won’t be my finger on the trigger. I’m a facilitator, not an assassin.











The image above is the track art for a song on the Alterniabound album called “Killed by 8r8k Spider!!!!!!!!”. Unlike most of the other art on that album, it appears that Andrew may have quietly commissioned the specific image from Lexxy. Interesting, no?
Among other things, this sparked a bunch of theories way back when that Vriska would steal the light of the Green Sun, destroying it, perhaps to come back to life. But that theory never made any sense! There are a million dead Thieves of Light from sessions throughout Paradox Space, of all races and creeds, and that’s not counting the doomed copies of Vriska! If Vriska’s god-tier Thief of Light powers could have made a single dent in the Sun, then any old ghost could have done the same damage. (AhPoorDogsbody even suggested the doomed Beta!Vriska that fought Jack could do it!) There was no logical reason any iteration of Vriska would be that special, much less that powerful.
Until now.

Because now, we know that hidden within the cherubs’ lollipop juju exists AURYN, the all powerful wishing-amulet from the Neverending Story: An item absolutely unique in Paradox Space, able to supercharge one’s role abilities and serving as the ultimate cheat code!
In my previous posts, I covered in one how Doc Scratch intentionally engineered Vriska’s death so she would lead Lord English straight to the Alpha session, and in another how as the ultimate cheat code, AURYN happens to be the Ultimate Weapon which Vriska is seeking, and she can likely use its power to come back to life.
And now we know what comes next.
Just as Doc Scratch exploited Spades Slick’s nature to have him kill Snowman, destroying the trolls’ universe… Doc Scratch has arranged things so that Vriska will use AURYN’s power to steal the Green Sun’s Light, causing it to collapse into a Black Hole that tears an enormous BREACH in Paradox Space, spelling reality’s eventual destruction!

There’s so much evidence for this under the cut that I don’t even know what to say anymore. It’s been planned from as far back as Vriska’s introduction.
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bladekindeyewear:

— The Green Sun’s Destruction —

I am my master’s weapon. His soldier in a war of one bullet fired. But when that bullet clears the barrel, it won’t be my finger on the trigger. I’m a facilitator, not an assassin.

The image above is the track art for a song on the Alterniabound album called “Killed by 8r8k Spider!!!!!!!!”. Unlike most of the other art on that album, it appears that Andrew may have quietly commissioned the specific image from Lexxy. Interesting, no?

Among other things, this sparked a bunch of theories way back when that Vriska would steal the light of the Green Sun, destroying it, perhaps to come back to life. But that theory never made any sense! There are a million dead Thieves of Light from sessions throughout Paradox Space, of all races and creeds, and that’s not counting the doomed copies of Vriska! If Vriska’s god-tier Thief of Light powers could have made a single dent in the Sun, then any old ghost could have done the same damage. (AhPoorDogsbody even suggested the doomed Beta!Vriska that fought Jack could do it!) There was no logical reason any iteration of Vriska would be that special, much less that powerful.

Until now.

image

Because now, we know that hidden within the cherubs’ lollipop juju exists AURYN, the all powerful wishing-amulet from the Neverending Story: An item absolutely unique in Paradox Space, able to supercharge one’s role abilities and serving as the ultimate cheat code!

In my previous posts, I covered in one how Doc Scratch intentionally engineered Vriska’s death so she would lead Lord English straight to the Alpha session, and in another how as the ultimate cheat code, AURYN happens to be the Ultimate Weapon which Vriska is seeking, and she can likely use its power to come back to life.

And now we know what comes next.

Just as Doc Scratch exploited Spades Slick’s nature to have him kill Snowman, destroying the trolls’ universe… Doc Scratch has arranged things so that Vriska will use AURYN’s power to steal the Green Sun’s Light, causing it to collapse into a Black Hole that tears an enormous BREACH in Paradox Space, spelling reality’s eventual destruction!

image

There’s so much evidence for this under the cut that I don’t even know what to say anymore. It’s been planned from as far back as Vriska’s introduction.

Read More

luzerna
luzerna:


Anonymous said: could you please draw a bloodbent vriska? please???

she gets nepeta to tag the hives of people vriska doesn’t like with her face because even though she thinks she is better at art there is something satisfying about getting somebody else to do it. also because this particular tag looks way more obnoxious than anything vriska could hope to paint herself. nepeta is promised payment for her beautiful works of art but has never gotten it
karkat probably has at least six anime vriskas on his walls at the beginning and his entire tower will be completely wallpapered in them from floor to ceiling once she figures out she can copypaste designs.

luzerna:

Anonymous said: could you please draw a bloodbent vriska? please???

she gets nepeta to tag the hives of people vriska doesn’t like with her face because even though she thinks she is better at art there is something satisfying about getting somebody else to do it. also because this particular tag looks way more obnoxious than anything vriska could hope to paint herself. nepeta is promised payment for her beautiful works of art but has never gotten it

karkat probably has at least six anime vriskas on his walls at the beginning and his entire tower will be completely wallpapered in them from floor to ceiling once she figures out she can copypaste designs.